Somehow this conjures up the image of this Metalocalypse episode which I think sums it up perfectly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msGvEtmR970

"We can't die." And of course, don't call it Anti-Aging, please, call it "Hamburger time."

- Nathan Explosion

I hope I live long enough to eat my words or see this startup fail. Is that not the only thing to say at the investor meetings?